"...the leading cause of wrinkles" was a phrase that caught my ear the other night as I was watching Project Runway. Through the sea of beauty product ads I heard those words . I sat up and replied, "The leading cause of wrinkles is life.".
Time on the planet, what you did with that time and genetics are the leading cause of wrinkles.
I know because I've been working on a pretty good collection of lines over the past forty years.
I've got a pair of
parentheses framing my mouth, one from smiling, one from smirking.
The birdlike footprints by my eyes are from being in the sunshine as often as I can.
I've got some small ones here and there from the mistakes I've made. The cigarettes I smoked and the sunscreen I didn't apply aren't even the chief culprits.*
Worrying about events that are beyond my control is a mistake I continue to make. Let's call those lines, stress fractures.
The deepest valley on my face is just above the inner part of my left eyebrow. I'm pretty sure that's from making the the quizzical, what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you face. I think this is one is genetic since
my brother has the same crease.
Hey, don't get me wrong. I can be just as vain as the next woman. I often will take a too close look in the mirror to examine the topical map of my face. I then take a step back (some days way back) and remember that I am lucky to be here.
I then throw on my sunglasses and put on some
lip gloss as I head out into the sunshine.
*Smoking cigarettes is a bad idea because some day you will want to quit and quitting really really sucks. I know drug addicts who had an easier time quitting drugs. So don't smoke...or do drugs. Oh, and reapply the sunscreen, that's the key not the SPF.
